"Pottery Joke" Mug

$13.00

I am not responsible for thrown mugs; it says so right on the side. If you do choose to throw the mug, please do so because you actually wanted to, and not because the mug told you to throw it. Who wants to throw a mug, anyway? And WHY are you taking advice from mugs? Is your life in such shambles that you need instruction from your drinkware? Big oof, my dude. There's people who can help with that, you know; they're called therapists, and now I need to talk to MINE about this conversation that we just had so that I can sleep tonight knowing that there aren't people out there just hucking mugs and random bystanders willy-nilly.

So anyway enjoy the mug!

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More details

  • Ceramic mug
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
  • (if available) 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter

Size & Fit

  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.